“In that case, your only remaining option would be Reincarnated into a Parallel World.” Huey couldn’t help but notice that the goddess’s expression matched those of confused, helpless McDonald's cashiers when they informed customers that no, they did not carry Pepsi. ![]() “I ain’t going back! Then all that hustlin and work would’ve been for nothing! Or even worse, I could get reborn as a white person!” “You’ll be reborn as an infant, and have a second chance at life to-” “Reincarnation Into Your Own World,” Eris answered. You’ll rest for all of eternity, basking in the light of the Divine Realms, living in everlasting peace and tranquility.” “And the 72 virgins too, right?” Riley added enthusiastically.Įris shook her head in confusion. “That means we’ll be enjoying them rivers of Milk and Honey then?” “Anyway!” Eris interrupted, “As heroes who died a death on the battlefield, you two have the option of going straight to Elysium.” I guess Jazmine really did manage to cram that nuke up his a-” “It means we’re getting rewarded for kicking Wuncler’s ass.” Riley leveled an odd look at the goddess. Because you fell in a virtuous battle against Mecha Wuncler, sacrificing your lives to save your world, I am pleased to inform you that you have many different options regarding your afterlives!” “Anyway, I am Eris, Goddess of Luck and Fortune. She was also speaking in English, much to Riley’s relief. “Oh, is that the case? My apologies.” Eris seemed embarrassed, but rallied admirably. “Quit talking languages I can’t speak! You know I hate that shit!” “Man, Huey, for real?” Riley cried in exasperation. “Forgive my brother, Eris-sama,” Huey answered in lieu of explaining absolutely anything to his brother. ![]() “I don’t speak no Chinese, English only.” I am sorry to inform you that you have just died. “Welcome, Huey and Riley Freeman,” the white girl greeted. Personally, Huey was hoping that Malcolm X would greet him at the pearly gates when he met his end, but a cute white girl was a close… third.
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